BURDS

NIKKI - 07952079359

This burds guarantees ya yer hole on the first nite. If ya phone her ya will definately get yer nat king. What more can a say? Wan of oor Glesga DJ's gees her 7/10, wan gees her 4/10 and wans baws hivnae drapped yet so he canny rate her. And shes fae Riddrie.

FISHY CLAIRE - 07775980119

This burd is barking of fish. Ma mate poked her and was fuckin barking aw nite - he wasted half a bottle a wine tae make his fingers smell awrite. She guarantees ye yer hole but BEWARE shes barking a fish.

FRANCESCA - 07876318567

This burd has an adams apple and a deep voice, her bodys no bad but overall shes barking - shes fae Alexandra Parade so she local fur some of ye. If its just yer hole yer efter phone her.

NAT - 07743752290

This burds name explains her - get yer NAT as soon as ya look at her arse. Shes been poked up the arse and done the full karma soutra - A MIGHT EVEN PHONE HER MA SELL. Shes actually no bad a hear.

LAUREN - 07960048909

This burd is a guaranteed bam up - a phoned her and she put her maw oan the phone so if u r wantin to bo rag her u will need tae ask her maw first.

LAURA McG - 07751010097

She wanted to nip wan of oor DJ's but he knocked her back cause shes a skanky cow. SHES FUCKING SMELLING. Phone her if your desperate.

DAFTIES

JAMIE O - 07880927388

Heard this cunts a wideo and kids on he pokes burds for some weird reason - the only cunt you've poked is yer DA. Ya wank - by DJ SPEX. Phone this cunt up coz hes a wank. If your a burd who knows this cunt write in the guestbook coz a hate this wank. and dont really know him.

STUART - 07785566384

This is only a wee guy whos 12 who hiz a screw loose and can be bammed up to the max. A know we gave this number oot but if any pedos phone this cunt DJ SPEX AND DJ AMYERDA will kick yer baws ya dirty pedo fuckers.  

OTHERS

DS FM - 07979982491

These wannabe DJ's canny mix tae save themselves - heard they dont even hiv real decks and use pishy CD's way tunes that were oot a date 100 years ago. Yer radio stations a shiter.

MR ZANOTTI - 0141 339 1722

This cunts a sweaty Italian pedo who came to ma room on Paltalk asking for sex with any boys 10 - 13 to phone his number. A awready bammed him up on the phone NOW ITS YOUR TURN.